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WHAT CHINESE THINKS OF MALAYS
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01. You MALAY call each other ‘BODOH’ for fun, and too
‘BODOH’ to realize it’s an offensive word.( e.g: aku letih ‘dowh’)
02. You’re the LAZIEST person on God’s earth.
03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu
rindu" and "wayang hindustani".(e.g: mawi, ruffedge, n lagu2 yg hot kt radio)
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from
Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk,
Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last
sometime least…."rakyat jelata" sekalian……."terlebih dahulu saya
ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu……"
05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.
06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford. (sirap limau maa…)
07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with
sexual appeal passing by.
08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJIMELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken’s ass (loudmouths).
13. You can’t stand it and always keep on staring at someone
who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it’s not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal
(while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and
you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their
lame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
22. You always pick on juniors.
23.You don’t care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people’s stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
27. You also always use other’s property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with
non-malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking
about "janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues",
"Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct quotes…)
30. Malay most popular ambition… * to the public = "ingin
menjadi seorang insan yang berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk,
despatch, factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Mastika, Remaja and Variasari.
33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head
(kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to
act that they understand in a serious manner.
35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU
BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are….. * GREAT APPETITE WITH A
VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because… * Malay are
too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also
ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn
to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now
you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don’t forget
to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay".
38. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C-MINUS
39. A Malay boss are known as
* intimidating his staff
* Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing
* Welcome more family member and friends to join the company
* Corruption
* Always bring company’s item home for personel use.
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are
always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the
country n they just show their concerns through articles n bulletins not through actions.
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but
always ended get f*cked by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended
you, but it was a promise)
42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.(terlanjur….)
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to
rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the
public toilet.
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to
wipe ass because they love to touch their sh*t with their hand.
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay
food not because of the spices but in reality because the food was process by their
ass-wiping-hand.
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer’s mouth and hand.
50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear…..
* a long, torn jeans,
* a T-shirt
* a pair of loafers
51. Malays can’t live without rice and chilli.
52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside
the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save
cost.
53. Malay knows their favourite fast food……KENTUCKY FRIED
CHICKEN hot and spicy.
54. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the
manner of eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching
head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter
mouth".
55. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".
56. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they
themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
57. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
58. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
59. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like
Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
60. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest
Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old
fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses (spek bingkai hitam yg old skool tu) and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
61. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".
62. Malay never learn to accept people’s opinion as a giude or challenge.
63. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just
because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.
64. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT KOSONG
ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.
65. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR
KAPOK which is the cheapest guitar u can buy.
66. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
67. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard
working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
68. Dont have money but always want to action - buying cars
like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford
a KAPCAI.
69. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment
scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.
70. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.
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kihkihkih…..lawak jugak aku bace bende nih…..neway,
this stuff is what the chinese thinks about the TYPICAL malay…..most
of them r true….so, we, malay mustn’t make excuses like "cina bley r
sbb diorang kaya" , instead we think "caner diorang bleh jadi kaya??"
…….b’coz they know where they come from…..their older generations
used too work in quarries, etc…….so, they know the meanings of
hardwork……we, malay came from already wealthy
conditions…….thats y we care less about making money……instead
we prefer to work as social workers like teachers, postmen, etc. coz we
were taught to…….the salary could just barely support a family of
6…….aku pun x tahu nk kate aper dah……..aku hanye bleh ubah diri
aku jer……huhuh…..nasib baik list tu x byk yg berkaitan ngan diri
aku…..hehehe…….kalo xnak kite kena keji n hina biler cina jadik
superior kiter kt tmpt keje or in government…….e.g penang n
singapore…….kalo xnak jadik camtu…… pandai2 ler korang handle
hidup korang……….
kihkihkih~~~
